I hab a code

Okay, okay, I take back all the times I mocked people for being so sick and miserable when they had "just a cold" ...

I don't get colds very often. Just little sniffly noses and scratchy throats. But not a real "good" head cold.

But today I have one. The kind where you feel like someone used an industrial sized pastry bag to pipe your head full of expanding cement, so your head is like a big heavy unwieldy rock that's trying to bust out through the bones under your eye sockets? The kind where your eyes sting and water and squeeze themselves shut so you can't see, and your voice is foggy and makes your nose feel funny when you talk, and your nose runs constantly from the front end but is filled with immovable cement somewhere in the back end, so you can't actually blow it or anything.

So if this is how all you cold sufferers feel all the time, I'm really sorry I didn't pity you more when you were sick. You must've been very pitiful indeed. Please accept my belated pity. I'll be sending it to you from under a blanket.