January 26, 2008

Doesn't "No Bake" mean "Easy" ??!?

I've operated most of my adult life under the mistaken assumption that because they're "no bake", No-Bake Cookies must be easy.

Why else would someone invent cookies that you didn't need to bake, if not to make life easier on the cook?

I held that believe until I tried to make them.

Because, like brownies from a box, it turns out no-bakes are one of The Grand Lunar's favorite treats. And I figure a good wife ought to, at least occasionally, make her husband's favorite treats. Right? And what could be easier than no-bakes?

Turns out they're not called "Easier Than Cookies Because You Don't Bake Them" for a reason. They're not baked, but they are cooked, on the stove. And they're actually trickier than cookies. At least for me they are. Maybe I'm a mutant.

The first time I tried to make them, they didn't set up. They ended up floppy, gooey, barely-holding-together blobs of chocolate syrup and oatmeal. Some friends sent me recipes and suggested it's all in the timing of the boiling. So I've been very careful ever since. And, usually, they turn out okay, but they always make me nervous. Like I'm making some tricky fancy gourmet thing that only accomplished chefs can handle. I'm always relieved and immensely pleased when they turn out.

So last night I decided to make some more. They might not be easy, but I had shown myself to be an accomplished chef who could handle them. Or so I thought.

It was looking fine right up to the very end. When I dumped in the oatmeal. And then - SHAZAM! - for some unknown reason the chocolatey syrupy part seized up and crystallized into a crumbly lump. Almost like dryish chocolate granola. Which isn't a bad idea, but wasn't the plan. In desperation, I tried to press it into a 9x13 pan, hoping it would hold together better if pressed down, since dropping into cookies was clearly out of the question.

The result was ... crumbly chocolately granola like stuff squashed in a pan.

What EVAH.

Apparently I am not the accomplished no-bake chef I fancied myself.

But, being the crazed mad-scientist chef that I fancy myself, I do have crazy half-thought-out plans to rescue them. We'll see if I can do it. I'll let you know. And, for the record, they do taste just fine. Which is, really, more important in the long run, isn't it?

In my defense, also, the low fat, whole grain banana bread I made this morning turned out quite well.

phew!

Posted by Kim at January 26, 2008 10:37 AM
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Oh I agree with you--I will bake choc chip cookies any day! My dh loves no bake too, and HE makes them. I guess I am not a good wife.... oh well LOL

Posted by: Kerri at January 26, 2008 12:18 PM

Couldn't you try mixing peanut butter, cocoa powder, butter, sugar and whatever in the microwave until it's nice and soupy, and then just stirring in instant oats until they make slightly sticky cookies, then let them dry (and the oats absorb the moisture)?

I could swear that I made lazy no-bakes once. Little bite-size guys, that were kind of crumbly but since you could just pop the whole thing in your mouth it didn't matter. But I don't remember. I didn't write anything down. (go figure!)

I should try it again and report back to you. My kids would probably thank me for trying that instead of experimenting with weird tomato-free chili... who knows why I'm obsessed with that, since we all like the regular stuff just fine?

;o)

Posted by: kelly at January 26, 2008 12:30 PM

Okay, let's make those no-bakes and make sure they come out great! They happen to be my all-time favorite cookies. Over ten years ago I was at a good friend's home and her husband who is an awesome cook, showed me step by step how to make these.

2½ C Sugar
3 TBS Cocoa
3 TBS Butter or Margarine
½ C Milk

Bring these ingredients to a boil, stirring occasionally. Reduce to a medium heat and stir continuously for 70 seconds. Yes, count them 1, 2, 3...70! After this turn off the burner and immediately remove from the heat onto a trivet or other heat-safe place where you can stir in the following ingredients quickly!

3 C of quick oats (I have found that the kind you get in little packets to microwave turn out the best, but quick oats also do work. Do not use other oats, they will not cook quickly enough)

½ Cup of Peanut Butter (If you use all natural it will not turn out as well, in my opinion. Use Peter Pan, Jiff or Skippy)

1 tsp vanilla

Combine those ingredients quickly! Then, spoon onto wax paper or foil. Wait 20 minutes to set.

YUM!

Posted by: Robin at January 26, 2008 4:02 PM

I found my recipe and it doesn't call for baking the oats. But you do have to melt the butter etc. in a pot.

1 stick margarine (I used 1/2 cup plus some peanut oil I had, plus unsweetened chocolate instead of cocoa)

1/4 c cocoa powder (I used two squares unsweetened chocolate)

2 cups sugar

1/2 c milk

1 tsp vanilla

1-1/2 c peanut butter (I used the unsweetened kind)

3 c oats (I used old-fashioned oats)

1 c raisins, optional (I used them)

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mix margarine, cocoa, sugar and milk in saucepan. Boil one minute. Add rest of ingredients, stir until mixed. Drop on Saran Wrap or waxed paper. Store covered in refrigerator.

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we made them about 10 minutes ago and they are cool... and rather goopy. I'm letting them sit out in the dry air till supper and then I'll see how they are... seems like last time, like you said, I had crumbly chocolate granola.

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and when I was making them and looking for my cocoa, I saw... a jar of Nutella! Yum! Wouldn't Nutella no-bakes (in place of the peanut butter and some of the sugar; omit the raisins) be yummy? Mmmm...

Posted by: kelly at January 26, 2008 4:06 PM

oops, robin beat me to the punch! and I'll see if she's right about the quick oats! ;o)

Posted by: kelly at January 26, 2008 4:07 PM

Huh. Raisins. Uh uh.

Kelly, your recipe is very similar to mine, only mine only calls for 1/2 c. pb, and 5 minutes of boiling.

using oil instead of a solid fat might change the finished consistency of yours.

I thought about using nutella, too, but remember when I made the nutella fudge and it wasn't that nutella-eey?

ANYway, I've got ~2/3 of the pan of crumbles left (um, yes, we still managed to eat 1/3 LOL) -- I think what I'm going to do is melt 1 stick buttah, cocoa, sugar, as if I was making them AGAIN, then add the 1/2 cup pb, then drop the 2/3 of the pan in.

I actually thought it was *because* I used quick oats instead of regular oats that it messed up, since I usually use regular oats, but just stir them in at the end. My guess is that maybe I just cooked them too long somehow. I had them on low, too low to boil, for awhile while I put little boys to bed.

WHOA is my comment longer than my original post?

I'll go play with them now and report back.

Posted by: kim at January 26, 2008 10:19 PM

Kimmi, if it makes you feel any better, my 13yo daughter has made them about 3 times in the past 2 weeks. Very yummy. LOL

Try using chow mein noodles (instead of oats), we used those last time. I'm doing a great job maintaining my weight. *shake*

Nicole

Posted by: UnschoolingMama at January 26, 2008 10:44 PM

Yup. "Easy as Pie" is the one that cracks me up. I can't make pie crust to save my life. Really. Yeah, I've tried the ice water trick and everything.

I can't make no bake cookies either, and they're my hubby's favorite too. Shandy shared her recipe with us, and my oldest girl makes them. She must sprinkle them with pixie dust or something, because they come out perfect every time.

Posted by: Peggy at January 27, 2008 10:01 AM

Oh, you hit my no-bake nerve! LOL My grandma made the BEST cookies and I have her recipe...but no instructions. :-(

Definitely no PB in them, though. ;-)

Posted by: Rosanne at January 28, 2008 1:08 PM

I always double the batch that we make. They're gone in no time. And yes, boiling time is the key. Too long and they are crumbly, to little and they don't set up (or "dry" as my kids say.) I always pre measure everything and have waxed paper or foil laid out in advance. I'm not usually that organized but I've found out that it's a must for good no bakes. I've always wondered if they would turn out if I poured them in a pan instead of making individual cookies.

Posted by: Karen Woodward at January 28, 2008 4:05 PM

I cannot make no-bake cookies.

I have tried and tried.

I can, however, make no-bake pudding using the very same recipe.

I figure the latter talent redeems the lack of the former.

Posted by: OreoSouza at February 1, 2008 11:55 AM
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